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Sherlock Holmes ([personal profile] cruciverbalist) wrote2012-12-13 10:20 pm
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[personal profile] riding_crop 2012-12-15 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Irene texts him an address a few weeks later, and a time.

Half of the time, her appointments have their courage fail at this point. She can assess and vet and try to keep as careful a client list as possible, but it's near impossible to predict who will and will not have the courage to go through with showing up.

For some reason, though, she has no doubts he'll be there. He'd seemed faintly... desperate, somehow. Irene wants to sink her teeth in.
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[personal profile] riding_crop 2012-12-20 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
It isn't a home, precisely; not this floor. She lives above. This is a carefully anonymous space, reflecting nothing more than a fastidious care for her work, for her clients, for her equipment. Not that much of it is out here; that comes when they get a little deeper.

"Mister Holmes."

She gives away a little more today; good taste, a preference for rosewater.
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[personal profile] riding_crop 2012-12-22 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"Miss Adler."

She corrects him, quietly, but quite firmly. The 'mistress' bit is a little much for her.

"Come in. Make yourself at home, I'm not quite ready to begin."
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[personal profile] riding_crop 2012-12-26 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"Now, Mister Holmes, I thought today we'd see about some of the basics."

She says, heels clicking primly as she leads him onwards. They're bypassing the polite living room, going straight for her play space, which is soft red carpet and warm walls, burnished wood equipment.
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[personal profile] riding_crop 2012-12-29 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
She does, in fact. She has a large range of men who come to her for a little domestic play; a beautiful cabinet member who likes nothing more than to stand at her sink with his sleeves rolled up to his elbows and wash her dishes, and he does wood polishing too, but she won't mention that just yet.

"It does, doesn't it? Please undress as far as you're comfortable."

Polite, failing utterly to expand.
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[personal profile] riding_crop 2012-12-29 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Irene's eyebrows lift in delight, and she picks up a cane, twirling it delicately between his fingertips.

"On the chair is fine, dear."

She'll take one foot, for the time being, until he chooses to reconsider.

"Though you're also welcome to pocket it. Sit wherever you'd like, let's have the sole."
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[personal profile] riding_crop 2012-12-30 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Irene slides to her knees behind him, and reaches to take his foot gently in her hands. Her touch begins as warm, exploring, thumb dragging a slow pattern up the sole. Almost massaging.

Except there's a pressure point just above the ball that her thumb finds, smartly. One that shoots right up the leg to the hip, will force a body flat if pressed hard enough.
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[personal profile] modernmarvel 2012-12-22 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Tony Stark did not need his girlfriend and ex-boss to get snippy with him when he calmly and quite rationally explained that he was utterly bored with all of the current Stark Industry projects. He really didn't need her comeback that if he didn't find something to keep him busy that she'd find something for him. And he certainly didn't need her to set him up on a "play date" with another genius in some vain attempt to make him "stop complaining for once in his spoiled life," her exact words.

And so, despite the fact that he didn't need any of these things, Tony found himself tapping his foot impatiently as he sat in a corner table at a Starbucks in midtown, waiting for a certain Sherlock Holmes to show his face. The Starbucks he was supposed to meet this supposed magician of logic in was as nondescript as any other coffeehouse in the city, overly-designed minimalism with pretentious art and even more pretentious art students in every corner. Tony was doing his best to ignore it all, tapping away at his Starkphone as he sipped at an eggnog latte, the only redeeming part of the Christmas season in his opinion.

He flipped to the calender of the phone, checking the clock for about the twentieth time in the last two minutes. Tony had only been fifteen minutes late, a minor miracle in his opinion, and so far this Holmes guy hadn't even shown his face. Some genius if he couldn't even tell the time. Not that Tony had bothered looking for him when he came in and got his coffee. If this Holmes was as good as Pep said, then he could find Tony himself.
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[personal profile] modernmarvel 2012-12-23 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
'The' Tony Stark was decidedly less nervous about meeting someone who was, in all he has heard, a one-trick pony masquerading as a genius. Something that, as a certified real genius himself he took things like this quite seriously. One eyebrow arched over his sunglasses as he looks over the clear glass of the tablet phone at the disheveled man in front of him and the hand offered in greeting. Maybe this guy was a genius, or at least a mental case, both had a tendency to look a little homeless at times. And he had worn Armani today, albeit a more dressed down charcoal gray suit with white collared shirt. Beneath, his 1973 Led Zeppelin tour shirt--an original of course--only a hint of the red sky and blue blimp peeking out from the unbuttoned collar.

"Murderers, huh? Interesting company you keep, Mr. Holmes," He shrugged lightly, taking Sherlock's hand and shaking it firmly. After letting go, he motioned to the seat across from him, "Tony Stark. But I'm sure you knew that, being the genius at deduction that you are."
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[personal profile] modernmarvel 2012-12-23 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Tony is silent as he listens to his life story, not the specific events but the tone--the ostracism at MIT for being just a bit "too good," only solved by throwing himself into the limelight, into parties and blackout drinking--DUM-E, the only one who's never abandoned him for someone a little less broken, a little less intimidating--of course Tony had to create that sort of loyalty himself, or pay for it in the case of Pepper and Rhodey through favors, new tech, credit cards with no spending limits. He listens to another man tell him things about himself that no one should know--not the events themselves, but their motivations--and his expression grows noticeably colder. He isn't going to let Mr. Holmes think he's won this first round, and it's just rude to spill all your coffee date's secrets before they can even ask you about yours.

He closes a newspaper application on the tablet, open to the latest in Hammer Tech news, with a flick of his fingers as he sits across from Sherlock, taking a drag from his latte before he reaches up to pluck the sunglasses from his face, folding them and hooking the earpiece into the pocket of his suit. He leans back, body language laid back yet alert, shoulders squared and head cocked slightly to the side.

"I'm impressed, but you forgot genius playboy in that little catchphrase.

I'm impressed that a man like you picked up a tabloid in the past three months. Sun Times? World News? People, despite their stellar reputation, did a rather extensive spread on my 'womanizing ways,' my 'alcoholism,' and how they're breaking Pep's heart.

You're not nearly as good as you think you are, Mr. Holmes. I didn't go to high school. Skipped straight to MIT, graduated Maxima Cum Laude when I was 17," Tony laughs dryly, a wave of his hand dismissing the genius's deductions even as that dismissal only makes their accuracy far more clear to anyone able to read between the lines--like Holmes himself.

"And of course it's original. I don't settle for knock-offs, counterfeits, or cheap party tricks," Tony can't help one last jab, an attempt to knock Sherlock off of his game before the 'detective' can start picking at issues that really matter.
Edited 2012-12-23 18:41 (UTC)
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[personal profile] modernmarvel 2012-12-24 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Like most heirs to wealth and power, Tony had attended boarding schools. Multiple. School after boarding school, all the most elite, all promising to turn out cultured, educated young adults groomed for success in business. None of them had known what to do with a kid that was more interested in the inner workings of an engine, the inner workings of the newest computers (still a room large at that time) than history, philosophy or culture. Not to mention his fondness for pranks. And so kicked out of one, Howard sent him to another for the cycle to start over before they finally found him intelligent enough for college when he was finishing middle school, handed him a diploma, and declared him out of their hair.

Tony doesn't bother to hide his own tinkering with his cell, flicking open a new blueprint for a renovation of the core in the larger arc reactor that powered his building. He does laugh at Sherlock's comment, ending it with a long drink of the coffee, "Of course past. You met Pep, and you know how I feel about my head remaining attached to the rest of my body. I don't dally without permission."

It's not a complete admission of fidelity, but it's certainly more than his past self would ever allow. Perhaps Pepper has been a bit more of a calming influence on the wild child inventor than even Tony would admit.

"Small talk is no one's specialty except for politicians and con artists," He smirks knowingly, "Which doesn't explain why you don't like it. But, I'll allow you your idiosyncrasies. So. It's always nice to meet a fan--but, I do have to ask. Which do you prefer, my old or my new stuff?" The weapons or the clean energy.
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[personal profile] modernmarvel 2012-12-25 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"No. I'm too fond of transparency to like watching people lie about themselves to each other in order to make friends. At least without alcohol involved," Tony dismisses the topic with an easy joke.

"My technologies aren't meant for the general public, at least not for the next decade. Please, the new iPhone just came out, and people camped out for days as if they were actually excited for it. You're not ready for next StarkTab," Tony scoffs, "But, I do appreciate a fan of my lesser known works."

Stark Industries is famous for its efforts to clean energy, renewable resources, infamous for its weapons, but it's really the day-to-day tech advances that keep the company afloat. StarkPhones rival Samsung and Apple in the market, while StarkTabs remain a playtoy of the truly technology savvy--those who have time to devote to modding and personalization find that Tony Stark's tablets rival full size systems for speed and performance, all with a sleek, truly minimalist design. The one on the table in front of Tony himself is a few generations ahead of what he's handed over to R&D right now--his own personal toy.
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[personal profile] modernmarvel 2012-12-26 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Tony picks up the iPhone, flipping it over in his hands. He makes a face at the screen, turning it on edge to roll his eyes at the thickness of the phone, "Rich kids love it because they're just as vapid as any other teenager. And my tech intimidates them."

"So, you know your tech. That's clear. Maybe not as well as you know people though. So, why the hell did Pepper decide to arrange this little rendezvous? Serious question by the way," he pauses, leaning forward slightly to slide the phone back across the table, "Actually. Do your little deduction thing. About Pep."

He doesn't seem derisive in his request, simply curious--and very used to getting what he wants.
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[personal profile] modernmarvel 2012-12-31 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
It's far easier to hear those sorts of intimate details about another person, and Tony nods along with the assessment, a snort of laughter as Sherlock mentions the 'dullards of typical social welfare.' He pauses as Sherlock talks about her patience, chuckling under his breath as he taps at the StarkTab on the table, "That reminds me. I guess I should try to remember to get her a birthday present this year. Considering she's my boss and my girlfriend now."

He cocks his head at Sherlocks confession of her social awkwardness, arguing, "So, you think she doesn't like parties? Why organize so many of them then? And she's always the one dragging me along to charity balls and all of that high-society bullshit."
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[personal profile] saltand 2012-12-23 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Heels click against the pavement as Pepper Potts walks up to an apartment. Specifically, the apartment in which she believed Sherlock Holmes was to be living in, if the sources were right at all. She had tried to call in, of course, but just like her famous boyfriend, she got no answer. Maybe it was a thing with geniuses (or a few other choice words she could call her boyfriend, but calling Holmes any of those would be premature.)

Tony said he was bored. He didn't want to sign contracts, didn't want to do this, didn't want to do that. Said it was meant for someone of lower intelligence. This pissed her off, mostly do to the fact that he really wasn't doing any of the work anyways. So she'd find someone for him. Make him use that brain he had. And who better to do that than Sherlock Holmes?

She knocked on the door.
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[personal profile] saltand 2012-12-23 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"Thank you." she gave the woman a polite smile, nodding her head. In her arms was the usual arrangement of files, anything from documents to be looked over for the Industry to little notes Tony had decided were good to put into her pile of work. She would have left them in the car, but no--they had things she might need in order to schedule things with Mr. Holmes.

She carefully made her way through the mess, a master at avoiding clutter thanks to Tony. She stood several feet behind the genius, turning to Ms. Watson. "I would like to speak to Mr. Holmes alone, if that's okay with you." she explained, putting on a more serious air. After the woman had left, she spoke directly to the man.

"Hello, Mr. Holmes. I see you're very busy, but would you be interested in meeting Tony Stark?"
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[personal profile] saltand 2012-12-23 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
She didn't even blink at his appearance. She'd seen Tony enough times when he didn't look the part of billionaire-whatever he called himself to know well enough that expecting the man dressed up for the part was quite silly. She stepped back as he got up, then followed him, standing just outside the doorframe. Changing the subject, was he? Perhaps he was just trying to be nice.

"No, thank you. I had a cup this morning." With Tony. "I'm sure you're very, very busy, but I assure you, Mr. Stark is flexible." Or, at least, he could be.
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[personal profile] saltand 2012-12-23 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"I assure you, Mr. Stark has no need for a matchmaker." there's a small laugh, mixed with the tone of being almost-comfortable. "I do know, though, that he would like to speak to someone of your intelligence level." She's not going to say he was bored, of course, that would be un-businesslike. It would also be rude to the person she was talking to. Who wants to be told that a rich, smart man like Tony Stark only wants to talk to him because he's bored? No one, most likely.
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[personal profile] saltand 2012-12-23 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm sure he would understand." No, no he wouldn't. Not that he knew that she'd even come, of course. She'd simply told hiim she had some errands to run, and since he was quite wrapped up in his newest project, he'd let her go. And now she was here. With another genius. Not quite as irratating, she assumed, but that could just be because of the short time she'd spent with him. She eyes the coffee pot.

"Actually, coffee sounds okay right now."
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[personal profile] saltand 2012-12-23 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, that was a bit more than irritating. "I doubt that's what's happening here, Mr. Holmes." Her tone changes slightly, is a bit more sharp. She sits, crossing her legs, pursing her lips. "Thank you." She takes a sip of the coffee. Not what she was used to, no, but deccent all the same.

"Perhaps tomorrow at three?"
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[personal profile] saltand 2012-12-23 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Keep your composure, Pepper--maybe he was more like Tony than she thought. She was here on buisness, and that alone. So why was he so concerned about how she was? He clearly had things to get done as well, so getting to the bottom of things as quick as possible seemed like the best solution. She stays silent for a second, thinking upon how to respond.

Of course he upset her-she was Tony Stark's girlfriend. And no matter how often he complained she tortured him somehow, she wouldn't let him suffer alone in this 'sanatorium' or whatever he assumed she was leaving him in. She may not be as smart as him, but she sure as hell wasn't leaving him alone to rot. That was insulting to her.

"That has nothing to do with the topic at hand, Mr. Holmes."
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[personal profile] saltand 2012-12-24 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
She smiles, the smile of someone who's just gotten their way. "Thank you, Mr. Holmes."

She takes out a pen, writing it down on a planner. Hopefully Tony will enjoy the encounter--he needed more friends, really. She writes down something on a scrap piece of paper, handing it to the detective. "Here, a reminder. I wrote my number on it in case you run into another case before then." Standing, she offers a hand out to shake. "It was nice meeting you, Mr. Holmes."
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[personal profile] saltand 2012-12-24 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
It's neat and precise, the note. Ever so slightly girly as well, medium sized handwriting. She smiles politely at him, walking quickly to the door with him in tow,a feeling of professionalism about her. She stops at the door to readjust herself before putting a hand on the door.

"Goodbye, and thank you again. Do you need a ride to get there tomorrow, by any chance?"